interesting little conversation i had with clestor!
HAWAIINBBY: if a nigga get an attitude pop it like it's hot
Crzywoodpusher: your a nigger
HAWAIINBBY: fine
Crzywoodpusher: true
HAWAIINBBY: I do look like one
Crzywoodpusher: i was just going by the smell
HAWAIINBBY: okay, I smell & look like a nigger
Crzywoodpusher: you dont really look like one but you definatley smell like one
HAWAIINBBY: you wouldn't know
Crzywoodpusher: your right i wouldnt
HAWAIINBBY: yeah, so you don't make any sense
Crzywoodpusher: but you sound likie you would smell likie a nigger
HAWAIINBBY: well you're a fucking asshole
HAWAIINBBY: who cares?
Crzywoodpusher: true
Crzywoodpusher: i dont think any one cares you brought it up
HAWAIINBBY: probably not
HAWAIINBBY: I'm planning on ignoring you when you get here
Crzywoodpusher: well any way so how was the time inbetween the last time we talked
Crzywoodpusher: im going to take a shower soon
HAWAIINBBY: bye
Crzywoodpusher: soon.........but not quite yet
Crzywoodpusher: i asked you a question
Crzywoodpusher: ive been here for forty million years you know
Crzywoodpusher: im 3thousand years old now
Crzywoodpusher: jand most of my organs are dust
Crzywoodpusher: soooooo...........
Crzywoodpusher: how was the time inbetween then and now
Crzywoodpusher: clestor???????????////
Crzywoodpusher: you now how im going to say hello to you when i get back?
Crzywoodpusher: im going to climb a tree and wait for you to walk under it and then jump on top of you and scream hello celeste
Crzywoodpusher: it will be awsome
Crzywoodpusher: it will be a big party with baloons and farm animals you can ride
Crzywoodpusher: well call it the spectacular moon rise vental of the sentury
Crzywoodpusher: i have a picture of a swastika on my wall here
Crzywoodpusher: its on edward norotns left boob
Crzywoodpusher: and hes like what are you going to do i could kick all your asses with one hand
Crzywoodpusher: bring it on
Crzywoodpusher: and hes got this smirk thats like oh yeah i know im the shit
Crzywoodpusher: and then next to that is the movie you sent to me
Crzywoodpusher: and its like ther are two edward nortons but on only has half a face
Crzywoodpusher: and then he has that scrawny little kid behind him
Crzywoodpusher: and that kids is all like im not as strong as edward but i hate minorities twice as much to make up for it
Crzywoodpusher: but edward norton knows its all about the strength
Crzywoodpusher: thats why i want to be just like hime
Crzywoodpusher: i wonder if he was that jacked in fight club
Crzywoodpusher: idont think he was
Crzywoodpusher: did you ever see him with his shirt off in that movie
Crzywoodpusher: any way i have to shave today i hate shaving
Crzywoodpusher: i havent shaved in like three weeks
Crzywoodpusher: my stomach is all stringy
Crzywoodpusher: it reaches all the way into the next room
Crzywoodpusher: the kids next door call me the mysterious mung wad
Crzywoodpusher: hey mike i just bought a alto sax do you think bird man and the galaxy tree is a good name for a band
Crzywoodpusher: how bout all fuck and the galls
Crzywoodpusher: i say you have threee nimples would you like to right a nippl song about me two is company threes a croud i have three it makes me prouds
Crzywoodpusher: these are just letters from july oh wait how about 1992
Crzywoodpusher: my god too much work these letters are way too long i think ill read a book instead
Crzywoodpusher: on about a mogical willow brach that sings about snakes attacking whole sunday schools at one time
Crzywoodpusher: a surgical strike of knife spitting snakes
Crzywoodpusher: they swoop down from the evergreen braches and bit little timmys head off in one big bloody bite oh wait here come another on no wait false alarm
Crzywoodpusher: i thought another word would come oh wait here it os
Crzywoodpusher: he was whimsical he would do anything for a thrill dont buts open that candy machine with a hammer and said awww look what somebody did
Crzywoodpusher: he hid in the bushes inocently
Crzywoodpusher: what is wrong with you barked the security officer
Crzywoodpusher: are you guilty?
HAWAIINBBY signed off at 7:24 PM
Crzywoodpusher: no replied the fish now in tears